About

If you are locked out of your car I’m your guy. I actually pride myself on how easily I can help someone retrieve their keys from within a locked automobile. The reason I’ve developed this skill with such efficiency is because I used to be a practicing thief. Kidding. I’ve gotten good at unlocking locked cars because I myself have been trapped outside of my vehicle no less than 14 times in my adult life. I’ve gotten slightly better at remembering to take my keys out of my car. But after years and years of just being a forgetful dreamer, lost in thought and pondering about nonsense I've adapted to be able to quickly adjust and correct my mistakes. You should hire me because I adapt very quickly. You should also hire me in case you end up locked out of your car.